me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.
did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body
i can’t breathe
When you hit refresh and your follower count goes up
if we are mutual and you see me attempting to make a popular text post you know what to do
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
ok but consider this
1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin
when you fail a test you thought you were ready for
*feels more awake on 3 hours of sleep rather than 8*
I just find it crazy how all my favorite bloggers follow asvprock! I’m happy I have the chance to finally get to see his blog, after all the time I spent on tumblr!
omg I’m blushing ! I’ve been on tumblr for so long!
My friend told me i should follow him when I first signed up for tumblr!, I still don’t regret it to this day!