svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

shoegazedad

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

image

wigwams

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

modestdemidov
slugitta:

i can’t breathe
spicystrawberryboy96

slugitta:

i can’t breathe

mirror:

When you hit refresh and your follower count goes up

image

mirror

shisnojon:

if we are mutual and you see me attempting to make a popular text post you know what to do

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

cartel

blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

blackfemalepresident

sniffing:

when you fail a test you thought you were ready for

image

mortten:

lettuce umbrella
mortten

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

sweetgirl32

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

uglyandsoft:

he has the slick back goin on

So cute

sassykardashian:

*feels more awake on 3 hours of sleep rather than 8*

spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

petboyfriend
reclosure:

asvprock:

feelgoodemotions:

I just find it crazy how all my favorite bloggers follow asvprock! I’m happy I have the chance to finally get to see his blog, after all the time I spent on tumblr!

omg I’m blushing ! I’ve been on tumblr for so long! 

My friend told me i should follow him when I first signed up for tumblr!, I still don’t regret it to this day!
feelgoodemotions

reclosure:

asvprock:

feelgoodemotions:

I just find it crazy how all my favorite bloggers follow asvprock! I’m happy I have the chance to finally get to see his blog, after all the time I spent on tumblr!

omg I’m blushing ! I’ve been on tumblr for so long! 

My friend told me i should follow him when I first signed up for tumblr!, I still don’t regret it to this day!

weeaboo-palace
»
I am just so done
I'm a stupid female teenager who likes stupid things on tumblr and pretty guys and dreads. I apologize in advance for the things you're going to see in here.
Ask me anythingArchiveWritingSend me stuff!